|HIGHLY PHOTOGENIC CHEATING SCANDAL PLAGUED EX D.C. CHANCELLOR MICHELLE RHEE -- LOOKIN GOOD MAMA !|
Credible sources are floating the possibility that President Obama is going to replace Arne the Duncan with Michelle Rhee as Secretary of Education. Let me tell you faithful readers, both of you, ( Mom, you are still reading this thing, right ?) why I think this is a great idea.
If Obama is going to smile for the cameras while Plutocrats for Hedge Reform bestow him with Laurels, a Hardy handshake and the title "Reformer in Chief" then let him come out into the light where everyone can see what he's up to. Paul Casseri wherever you are that line was for you.
Rhee is so toxic and such a megalomanical psycho bitch that she will inevitably flame out on a grand scale revealing her truly twisted colors with her kiddie fiddler husband Kevin Johnson at her side. She can explain the disparaging remarks she's made about her own daughters (whose custody she relinquished the marry the first groper of Sac Town) as soccer players claiming "they suck" and revisit the hilarious escapades as a truly unfit teacher terrified of visitors seeing her for what she is and taping her students' mouths closed. Rhee said it worked well until they actually arrived at the cafeteria. "I was like, 'OK, take the tape off. I realized I had not told the kids to lick their lips beforehand...The skin is coming off their lips and they're bleeding. Thirty-five kids were crying."Ha ha ha Oh Michelle, your cruelty and ineptitude are to die for, what a card. What would you do if your kid came home and told that story? Exactly. And if this bitch gets handed the reins she is going to pull a similar stunt on such a grand scale that it could well be the thing to bring Obama's house of privatizer cards down on the heads of all with edu-blood on their hands.
On the same plane of logic I look forward with Schadenfreudean glee to the scrutiny Michelle Rhee will have to endure in such a high profile position. If she thought the excellent writers employed by the Washington Post (the majority of whom buck the paper's editorial lunacy of supporting the privatizers) were mean to her wait til she sees what the rest of the civilized world is going to throw at her. Arne is a likeable dork. Really, when you look at the guy and you hear how he almost made it in b-ball, playing in the Australian leagues, meh as they say, you almost have a hard time hating the guy. He just looks like a friendly hapless doofus who stumbled his way into the edu biz not knowing any better and along the way was persuaded that he was part of some noble enterprise that would stuff his pockets with cash.
On the fringe benefit side for Obama while this lunacy lasts he'd have Mr. Rhee, a real live NBA star with an undeserved rep as a stand up guy, at least for a while anyway, to play hoops with in his free time. Imagine that. Bye bye Brisbane Crocs benchwarmer, hello NBA superstar. Oh I can just feel the bromance in the air, the man crushes flying back and forth, KJ dropping a shoulder to let the Prez breeze by for a lay up. Simply magical.
To paraphrase the fateful words of George W. "Bush Bring it on Bitches."